Month: February 2016

Atlanta Falcons Franchised Retired

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Hello Woozens! It’s official, the Atlanta Falcons are officially retired by Brett, for the sake of the franchise to not suck any more than it has been. It’s been the greatest team in WFL history, winning a total of 2 Super Bowls, where the Brett and Nat era were first established. They were the big hit, winning the 1st 3 Super Bowls in WFL History. However, after they won it twice with Atlanta, they signed to Seattle during the offseason to win a title. The Atlanta Falcons franchise was by far the most successful of them all. Let’s take a look back at their Super Bowl History.

Season 1 was where it all started. Teams like the Ravens and Jets were tough teams, but the Atlanta Falcons sat at the top of the rankings, going undefeated at a perfect 12-0. Of course they swept the playoffs, and advanced to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl 1, Brett and Nat led the Falcons to the 1st ever Super Bowl against TheLordofSwagg and Grandpa-WW’s Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens brought in some good defense, but the Falcons brought in good offense. It was a tight game throughout the whole game, but Nat threw a game-winning touchdown pass with 12 seconds left on the clock to handle the Ravens 42-35. Nat was named Super Bowl MVP, throwing 6 passing touchdowns, no interceptions, and throwing 18/19.

Here comes Season 2, with the new and improved Atlanta Falcons. Still led by Star QB Nat and Star WR Brett, they added some very young talent to their team, such as Miles, Seeya, Jabar, Emo, Bob, and a few more. They were unstoppable, also going another perfect 12-0 that season. But there was a brand new rising rookie QB in the Carolina Panthers’ quarterback, Young. He led his team to the Super Bowl as well, to take on the defending champions, the Atlanta Falcons. This is what led to be wrong, since 2 NFC teams were in the Super Bowl, but oh well! It was also a tight game, except once the 4th quarter started, the Falcons said game on. The Falcons were able to finish stronger on defense, and prevent the Panthers from scoring any more points. The defending champions would repeat another year, beating the Panthers 63-49. Brett was named Super Bowl MVP this time, having 9 receiving touchdowns, and 15 receptions. Basically for the most part, whenever he’d catch it, he’d get a touchdown!

Well that’s the Falcons franchise. I know you guys have claimed to own the Falcons after this, but this franchise was retired long before, so your guys seasons simply don’t count. This is a reminder and a statement that the Atlanta Falcons are RETIRED, AS OF TODAY.