Month: August 2018
Lil Baby Freestyle Parody| Woozworld Diss Edition
Intro:
Got Perm ban, Man Woozworld Already tripping, This my last chance
Let’s get at em yeah
Verse 1:
Shoutout to the Rebels, That’s Me
I’m in this bitch with the real ones
I’ve been in this bitch for 6 years
I just got ban for the woozens
Real Niggas are surprised
Why Did I get ban?
Mod131 don’t wanna see a nigga succeed
What Do You know about being Loyal
What do you know about being a Spokesman?
Making all the Females fall in love
All my STB Niggas on Go
None of My Niggas are hoes
All of My STB Niggas want War
We came from the bottom now we hear, Mod131 tryna end us
None of My STB family finna fail
Couple of Niggas Snitched
They aint STB No Mo
Hold it Down for STB
Fuck Woozworld Simple
These Mods are bitches
Chris that’s my homie Fo Sure
We ain’t gonna fall out fo shit
That’s My Brotha Fo Sure
Especially not over no Mod
We not letting no Quest bitch get to us
Me and Mal got it on hold
We surround ourselves with real ones
We got Woozworld on Shock
We got Disciples Call us Jesus
I got the Hoes on Froze
I got the Unitz on Made
No Fuck nigga on woozworld want beef
Violate they ass make em go “Quit Forever”
I’ve been getting smart, Just Trust Me
This Song too Damn Long, It’s bout to be over
Woozworld get ya game together
You losing money everyday just believe me
Forever 21 wont save ya
STB Da Family
Shoutout to Mo
That’s a Real One
Legendary shit been made
Act the Don, Realest one out here
STB We out
Lil Baby – Lifes goes on Parody| ACASwag Edition
Intro:
Cook That shit up Act!
Verse 1: (ACASwag)
SuperBowl Rings, Numbers go too fast (Too Fast)
I Be stackings these rings up (Rings Up)
I was a rookie 5 years ago, (Years Ago)
Ugrade, Now im a HOF (Upgrade, Upgrade)
Retire Now, I’m a Legend (Legend)
Who is ACASwag? He’s Talented
Man These New Niggas, My son (son)
They be Taking Notes, I be teaching
Send em a Tour Of My Career, I made it
Making Plays Out of Town, Like I’m James
Need To Get Yo Awards Up, Because You suck
Woozcarz, I Want a Low Rider
I’m On Fire, I Rep Team fire 2016
Put the O On My Back, Now Look at Us
One Summer, I’m on the Greatest Woozen of All Time List
They Love Me in WoozBlock, Like I’m Jay (Wooz)
I be sittin on Mount WoozMore
Had a lot of Enemies But They Love me Now
Bitesize, That’s my Dawg Don’t Mess w her
Ain’t No Stoppin, Just Look at My Resume
Man these niggas can’t stop me, I’m a Legend
Man These Niggas can’t stop me, I’m a Legend
Chorus: (ACASwag)
Everytime I Leave, I get another accomplishment
Woozworld May have Ban me, But I’m on Another Account
I’m Like I guess that how it go when you’re at the top
If I ever Quit forever, I know woozworld won’t be the same without me
Almost Contemplating being gone forever, Since ACASwag Died (R.I.P)
Man This Shit Crazy, Y’all love me like a fucking legend yo (here we go!)
(Repeat Chorus)
Like I said a parody, Don’t get offended This was for Fun!
Temporary Retirement.
Well this isn’t no surprise because I have quit two days ago. I decided to quit until next break as I focus on school and move on to the next chapter into my life. I cannot be on woozworld all the time and school really plays a big factor into this decision. I don’t think I have the time to be active all the time. I’ll most likely be on Twice a week at max. I still however, will be the President and Owner of Woozworld Sports continuing forward. I just won’t have no time to run any potential leagues you guys are holding. I also want to make this statement whoever starts a league and want it to count towards the history/records this will you must have to do.
-Contact me (For Publisher Role for the blog, also must be professional on the blog)
-Stats Recorded
-Legit Teams
-Organize Schedule, Teams, Playoffs, Rosters
-Relevancy (People must remember this season or have somewhat sort of proof it happen)
This is how a Season will count. So the people that ask me to run leagues (Coldness19 & Khayleeon) go for it. You just need those 5 things. When I comeback I’ll be taking over the leagues like I did previously before. Take care of woozworld sports while I’m gone as well. Besides all that I just want to thank the woozworld sports community and the woozens I’ve met. People come and go but this community forreal feels like a family. Enemies on the court/field, Brothers/sisters off the court/field. This was obviously a hard decision for me but this was the best thing for me. I’ll be posting on the blog occasionally. Thank you for all the memories. Although my Favorite and Legendary account ACASwag is gone. Hoodvibez is now my main account and that’s also a way to contact me. But yeah, That’s all I gotta say. Thank you for the memories and see y’all soon.
-Act
Apology
Dear Woozworld Sports and Woozworld,
I’ve been super busy lately, and everything simple came in crashing all at once. I will simply just announce there’s no way I can be online during the weeks and very rarely in the weekends. In case some of you guys do not know, I recently took a trip to visit my family in Canada, and spent an entire week there. Unfortunately with Donald Trump’s removing DACA, my older brother’s and my own citizenship could be in jeopardy despite living almost my entire life in the United States, my family becoming successful without doing any illegal activity, and only our parents had the decision to leave the country or not, not the children like my siblings and myself. We weren’t aware of the circumstances that were given about leaving the US would be crucial despite going to a allied and close country that can be walked across. For those of you wondering why this is such a big deal at the moment, my entire family was protected by DACA, something that has been removed by President Trump, and because we left we’re not suppose to be let back into the country. My family and I are fine as of right now and we’re currently back home in Illinois. As of right now, we’re in good hands and our case has shown zero signs of any potential of losing, but this will most likely effect traveling for myself in the future, despite being a marketing with a bachelors degree and soon to achieve a MBA. Also this has been getting into the University of Wisconsin’s systems so hard despite already taking online courses for the school. Luckily, all of that is situated and I’ve had to be in Madison, WI for almost two weeks. I will only be in Chicago for a short period of time till I have to head back into school. Since this is basically my dream school, I want to make the best out of it, so I’m going to take a excused absence from the Presidential role of Woozworld Sports. I want to apologize to those who were involved with the WBA Season, and promise we will never have this occurrence happen again. Woozworld Sports will not be dead, just limited at this time. Taking my role will be ACASwag until I am able to recover for periods of time, but he will be considered the President till further notice. Thank you for listening and hope you guys have a great school year and a great break in Woozworld Sports. Can’t wait to see you guys soon!
-President of Woozworld Sports, TBB
Act’s TOP 30 WBA Player list of ALL time.
This is just my personal opinion on the all time great list. I really don’t give a damn if you get offended if you’re not on this list. I’m not really going into detail. I’m going to name everybody username so you could easily look em up. So here we go on this list.
- Lamarbb-
- DrClutch
- Rocc
- BrettGotban
- NatGotBan
- Swagboynocray
- ACASwag
- AgentArvin
- Bjwzw
- BtrJamessaly
- TheBenjiBangTBB
- Packermaster
- MC-BoBGotban
- JaylenBright
- JMoneyBull
- GodCra
- Benjaminswaggin
- JacobThe3
- DSEE
- JezzyJuilian
- Proidgy193
- MoHitEmUp
- Alfred (Forgot his user)
- JabariParker
- Epic
- CmMontana
- GodMike-
- Yungmalking
- Blaze (Forgot his User)
- Corn
Well, Nobody won this seasons
It’s best just to simply put sports on hold as of rn. – Adam
Drake – Marvin Room| WBA Celtics Edition
Song Remix Edition 2! Today it’ll be about the Celtics! Now the Celtics just got blown out by 58 points the other day that’s crazy but anyway here we get into it woozens! Remember this is a parody don’t take this seriously
Verse 1: (Epic)
Cups of the XO
Im Getting Blown out
I Should just forfeit and go Home
The score is wayyy tooo muchhhhh
The Team that I would Like
isn’t the team that I would like
I’ve been so angry, Imma just leave and say
Chrous: (Flame)
Fuck The Charlotte Hornets
Chris I know you still Copy and paste all the time
I said Fuck the Charlotte Hornets
Even Though I Got Ejected
TBB I Had a Good game!
please understanddd
I’m just saying we could do better
Tell me the whole league heard that lately
Im just saying we could do better
Maybe We can make epic happy and make the playoffs
Verse 2: (Ninja)
Uh,
Cups of the failure
All the woozens see us failed
I said I was quitting long time ago
but i’m still online
We just lost
Im emotional
I’ve been thinking so much
Imma just quit and say
Chrous: (Flame)
Fuck The Charlotte Hornets
Chris I know you still Copy and paste all the time
I said Fuck the Charlotte Hornets
Even Though I Got Ejected
TBB I Had a Good game!
please understanddd
I’m just saying we could do better
Tell me the whole league heard that lately
Im just saying we could do better
Maybe We can make epic happy and make the playoffs
Verse 3: (Epic)
I Think I need to leave this trash team Before They make me mad
I don’t think I can handle this stress that we lost by 58 points
shit but it’s all good
We threw a party yeah we threw a party
People was laughing but we didn’t care
Chris I was just calling because they were leaving
Talk to me, Please give me a contract
I need you right now
Are you down to listen to me?
I need a better team around me
Ninja and Flame is making me mad
Flame typos everytime and ninja chokes all the time
I carried the celtics last season but they weren’t this garbage
After a while I try to get used to it
I had a breakdown 5 times in this game
Having hard time to losing
We lost by 58 points
Flame and Ninja is garbage
Please give me a contractttt
I can’t deal with this no more
Are You drunk right now (Chris Voice)
I’m just saying, I need a new team!
Tell me that you heard that lately…
I’m just saying I need a new, team
The Hornets would be great for me
Disclaimer: This is just a joke, as said previously none of these players have actually said this, so please don’t come to me crying over this. Like I said it’s a joke we’re clowning every player. Take this for as a joke and laugh for once. Being serious all the time not going to get you no where.
Drake – Emotionless| Woozworld Trailblazers Edition
Imma start doing remixes on songs Woozens.
Welcome to the First Edition of the Song. I’m just going to do One Verse I’m not going to do a whole song. It’s just a waste of time. But anyways enjoy. This is a parody please don’t get butthurt if I use you as the person singing the verse. Enjoy for now Woozens!
Drake Emotionless| Trailblazers edition
Verse 1: (Cold)
Don’t Link Me
When you hear this don’t hit me up
Don’t Tell me we’re going to win it all
We Just Lost 2 Straight To Teams we should’ve have beat
This isn’t my fault
I Know Act is cheating
I Drop 20+ points
But somehow we still loss
Im tired of the memes
I’ve sat here thinking how i’m gonna do this
Me and Xavier is in deep thinking imagine how we’re gonna pull thru this
We face Chris Hornets oh boy
I’m just trying to get a ring
Y’all would be happy If i quit
My Own Former teammates hate on me
At least on the bright side i’m better then my brother flame
People say that ring on the Rockets was Handed to me
But One day I’ll be in the hall of fame
Proving y’all wrong
But the struggles just get me upset
I wasn’t hiding the failures to y’all I was hiding y’all from my failures
If you never blew a 26 point you could never relate
But this is the beginning of my legendary career
Catch me later I’ll tell my great kids from now I’m now a Woozworld Sport hall of famer
Trailblazers vs Grizzlies| Fresh Hits Game Winner in the Moda Center| Blazers drop 2 straight| Tiana drops 40 on Cold
I Was gonna do a recap but this game was boring (No offense) so yeah Fresh hits a clutch game winner after picking up the missed shot from previously attempted shot from Tiana.
Here’s the Stats:
Grizzlies:
Tiana: 40 Points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals, 1 block
Fresh: 23 points, 4 rebounds, 3 steals, 1 block
Trailblazers:
Cold: 25 Points, 8 rebounds, 2 steals, 1 block
Xav: 25 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals, 1 assist
JJ: 12 points, 3 rebounds, 1 block
Final Score:
63-62 Grizzlies!
Woozworld 