Month: March 2020
Breaking News: The Los Angeles Clippers have Signed Cam from the Waivers!
What a Counter Move from the Los Angeles Clippers! This is crazy! is this a finals preview?!?!
Breaking News: The Miami Heat have signed Agent from the Waivers!
What a crazy move the Miami Heat made! How will the Clippers Respond?
BREAKING NEWS: Lcooljave Signs Deal With Boston Celtics
Yes the title is right. The self proclaimed “owner of Woozworld sports” Jave has signed a one year long deal with the Boston Celtics. After pursuing Jayz and Flame, it has been noted the Celtics officially signed Jave. Jave sold Epic when he’s quoted saying “I don’t pass” and even went over the contract with both his agent and his mother and came up with a stipulation that his jersey goes directly in the hall of fame. Epic rejected that claim and offered him anyways. Welcome to Boston Jave, don’t get too comfy with Jules.
Rumor Mill: Will the Celtics Sign Flame or Cam?
It’s been whispers around the league Epic is about to make a run on the “Neighborhood Hero” Flame or make a run and sign Cam to compete with other teams moment Cold gets back. Will the Celtics Sign one of them or will they strikeout on both?
Rumor Mill: The Clippers & The Miami Heat Looking at Agent
After The Lakers rough start to the season, the Lakers released 2 of their stars from the Lake Show and now everybody in the WBA is going crazy! Whoever Signs Agent will probably win it all and possibly be a hard team to beat. If the Heat wins Agent, the East is pretty much in a LOOP as the Heat are guaranteed to be the favorites to come out the East. If Agent stay in LA and sign with the Clippers, This team would probably go undefeated in the season. This is crazy as everybody is wondering where Agent will be going!
Lakers tension rise
It has been reportedly recently by inside sources that Trav has wished the release request of Jayz and Arvin. Huge move has both players were infuriated by their owner after the rough start to the season. Where will the reigning DPOY go? Where will jayz take his talents to solidify a championship again? Will they create superteams? we will find out this week.
Brooklyn Steals A Win At Kobe’s House
Nets – 74
Lakers – 69 (nice.)
Stats:
Xavier – 47 points, 1 assist (career high), 2 rebounds, 1 steal
Ninja – 27 points, 0 assist, 5 rebounds, 6 steals
Agent – 40 points, 10 assist, 2 rebounds, 2 steals
Trav – 26 points, 0 assist, 1 rebound, 0 steals
Cam – 3 points, 0 assist, 0 rebounds, 0 steals (showed up 4th quarter)
BREAKING: DcHeroes signs with Brooklyn Nets, Celtics shopping Flamenado
Breaking News:
The Brooklyn Nets have officially signed DC to a one year deal! DC recently returned to Woozworld and decided he has a few more games left in him. Xavier quickly approached the veteran and former WBA Champion with a deal he couldn’t refuse.
The Boston Celtics also have been in contact with Flamenado in talks of returning after seasons of sitting out. No deal has been official yet, but Boston is in heavy talks with Flame
Fixing WBA Schedule
Hey everyone, we noticed a mistake within the schedule making ex) Clippers play both Heat and Spurs twice but never the Lakers or Nets. So here’s an updated version of the schedule. Week 1 and 2 will be played as scheduled.
Also stat leaders is updated, go check to see if you’re buns or not
Week 1:
Spurs @ Nets (81-70 SAS)
Celtics @ Clippers (63-32 LAC)
Lakers @ Heat (87-84 MIA)
Week 2:
Clippers @ Heat
Lakers @ Nets
Spurs @ Celtics (71-62 SAS)
Week 3:
Celtics @ Lakers
Spurs @ Clippers
Nets @ Heat
Week 4:
Clippers @ Lakers
Celtics @ Nets
Heat @ Spurs
Week 5:
Lakers @ Spurs
Clippers @ Nets
Celtics @ Heat
Celtics Vs Spurs| The Texas Rodeo Lives On| 71-62 Spurs Win!
Spurs:
Theresa – 19 pts, 0 stls, 4 ast, 4 boards
Justin – 30 pts, 1 stls, 3 ast, 3 boards
Corn – 22 pts, 3 stls, 3 ast, 1 board
Celtics:
Epic – 54 pts, 8 boards, 1 steal, 0 assist
Jules – 8 pts, 2 boards, 2 assist, 0 steals
Celtics fall to 0-2
Spurs Remain Undefeated
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