Month: April 2020
I’m Done.
As many of you may have noticed, I (TheBenjiBangTBB) have not been around as much as I used to be. The answer is pretty simple that I’ve lost all the love and desire to continue my Woozworld athletic career any longer. It’s come to my attention that I’ve had the longest career in Woozworld sports history, most games played, most timed owning a team, and most timed owning a league. It comes a time and a place for everyone, and I felt mine was months, if not years, ago, but I stuck around only to solidify that Woozworld Sports will continue long after I leave. But with the time I spent waiting, the longer it became, and I finally can say I can move on even if Woozworld sports does not exist any longer. I can say I’ve been heartbroken, I can say I’ve been let down, and I can say I’ve been through it all, but what I can say is I never quit throughout those times. I poured my heart and soul into this for over twelve years and to say I’d do it all over again if I had the chance makes me proud. I’m not going to shout out anybody, I’m not going to address anybody, and I’m not going make my career sound any impressive by listing the awards I won and the teams I’ve played with. I’m going to play my last game(s) this weekend and the buzzer on the clock will be the thing that kills me.
I don’t plan on saying any words, I don’t plan on saying any goodbyes, and I don’t plan on advancing my career any longer. I am writing this down so you all understand that my goodbye will be nothing but the game. Some may consider me as the goat, the legend, or the God, I want none of that. When I’m done with this game and can keep my head held high, the only thing I want is to be left alone.
This weekend will be my last game(s) on Woozworld.
TBB isn’t real. TBB is dead.
Mavericks vs Hornets| Act Drops 36 in 15 Minutes!| Mavericks move to 3-0
Wassup Woozens, The Hornets and Mavericks played today and it was phenomenal. The Hornets started off quick and went up by 13 on the Mavericks. Later on in the 3rd Quarter, Act comes in the game and caught on fire and destroyed the Hornets on defense and on Offense. Act was hyped because our Exclusive Commentator TBB was making some amazing calls. Act was motivated because he remember what Cold said “Act you’re not better then me LMAO, you got carried by troy in season 11” Act came in the game with no smiles destroying the hearts of the Hornets. With Mo 55 points, The Mavericks were able to secure the victory!
Hornets:
Justin: 28 Points, 4 rebounds, 1 assists, 2 steals
Cold: 59 Points, 4 rebounds, 1 assists
Flame: 6 Points, 1 steals
Mavericks:
Troy: 12 Points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 steals
Mo: 55 Points, 3 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals
Adam: 36 points, 4 rebounds, 3 steals
Mavericks win 103 – 93
Bull vs Wizards| Jamal & Young Best Duo in the League?!?!| New Rivalry coming soon?!?!| Jam vs Theresa!| 80 – 54 Wizards Win
Lmfao! This was the funniest game ever! Young and Jam Combined for 54 Points and 10 assist. This was young first game as a rookie and he was John Stockton out there. Jam doing jam things, scoring 54 Points. However, The Wizards shut down and destroyed the Bulls after a heartbreaking Loss to the Mavericks. After the game, Bulls and Spurs Owner was going at it saying the Spurs are the worst team in the league and Jam said the Bulls are the second best team in the league. The league must watch out, when Jam drinks MJ special juice the league is over. Anyway Wizards move to 2-1, Bulls Drop 0-3
Stats:
Wizards:
Agent: 52 Points, 16 Rebounds, 10 assist, 5 steals, 1 block
Mal: 28 Points, 7 rebounds, 7 Assist, 2 steals, 3 blocks
Bulls:
Jamal: 54 points, 6 Rebounds, 2 blocks
Young: 0 Points, 10 Assist, 2 rebounds, 1 block
Wizards Win! 80 – 54
Player of the Game:
WBA Player of the Week| Week Two
Eastern Conference:
Malletier – 49 Points, 9 Rebounds, 6 Assist, 3 Steals
Western Conference:
DrClutch – 62 Points, 3 Assist, 8 Rebounds, 9 Steals
Bulls Vs Rockets
You Guys play at 8 PM EST (WoozTime), If Nobody finishes the game by 12:00 Am EST (WT) Whoever team was on will be granted the win.
UPDATE – Rockets win VIA Forfeit
DrClutch, Pelicans DESTROY The Charlotte Hornets| Pelicans Win 104 – 67| First Blowout of the season| Epic Ejected
The Pelicans vs The Hornets. Hornets was talking major smack against the pelicans. Cold saying “I’m better then coolz, coolz is trash” Epic calling Trav explicit words that I cannot say on this blog, Epic saying “I trained you you’re not good without me to jules” Pelicans stayed quiet took those words and decided to blowout the Hornets by almost 40. Coolz says he’s getting use to this again so we might see a dangerous coolz in the future. How will the hornets move forward with this L?
Stats:
Pelicans:
Coolz: 62 Points, 3 assist, 8 rebounds, 9 steals, 3 blocks
Trav: 29 points, 7 assist, 2 rebounds
Jules: 14 points, 2 assist
Hornets:
Epic: 33 Points, 3 rebounds, 1 steal, 1 assist
Cold: 34 Points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals
Flame: 1 Turnover
Pelicans Win 104 – 67
New Rules!
Alright, as the owner of Woozworld Sports, I feel like we have a big issue on these 3 things. Stalling, Fading and Charges. People have been abusing these ancient rules provided back in the day and it has not been updated simultaneously. That being said here’s the new rules as of 4/29/20. These rules are being implemented to stop abusing the rules and getting around with it. So here’s the rules
- You Can only fade from the mid-range, Fading from the three point line will be an automatic miss.
- 20 Second Shot-clock has been added. The Ref would normally start counting from 8 so you’ll know when the shot clock is winding down
- If you move while setting and you say falls after the person crosses you it’s a BLOCKING FOUL.
- When you’re dribbling and your bubble goes away, You have picked up your “Dribble” therefore you either must pass it or shoot it, or it’ll be a travel
- If you dribbling and you say “kisses, hey, looks at, watches” or say anything that’s not related to the game and you say dribbles again it’ll be a TURNOVER A.K.A DOUBLE DRIBBLE
- If you pump fake more than once on a shot, it’s a travel. (Pumping a lot in real life usually have you move your pivot foot.
- 3 Seconds in the key has now been added. (Prevents Stalling)
- Delay of games has been officially added. (Holding the ball for a long without saying words or action with shot clock available will cause a delay a game)
- Once you proceed more than 2 delay of games, it’ll be free throws and possession every time you commit more delay of games.
- When you’re inbounding the ball, you can say the words “In B, Passes in, Throws in”
Those are the rules and it’ll be effect after Week Two. Thank you for your patience woozens. Stay safe woozens!
Spurs defeats the Milwaukee Bucks| 87 – 80 Spurs Move 1-1
The Spurs prevail in the clutch. Bucks take first lost of the season.
Stats:
Bucks:
Yolo: 45 Points, 7 rebounds, 3 assist, 5 steals,
Jayz: 35 Points, 5 rebounds, 7 assist, 2 steals,
Spurs:
Theresa: 47 points, 5 rebounds, 3 assist, 2 steals
Corn: 40 Points, 3 rebounds, 4 assist, 3 steals
Spurs Win 87 – 80
Player of the Game – Delusiions
Mavericks Defeat Wizards| Mavericks move to 2-0
Mavericks:
Adam: 32 points, 5 rebounds, 8 assists, 4 steals
Mo; 36 points, 6 rebounds, 3 assists, 3 steals
Troy: 16 points, 2 assists, 2 rebounds
Wizards:
Agent: 49 points, 9 rebounds, 6 assists, 3 steals
Mal: 22 points, 4 rebounds, 3 assists, 3 steals
Leroy: 3 points, 2 rebounds, 2 steals
85 – 74 Mavericks Win
Player of the Game – HoodVibez
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